Although Gilroy is too small to be located on any reputable map, I have put together a list of clues that may one day answer the eternal question: "Where the Hell is Gilroy?"
1. I know that it is surrounded by smelly garlic fields, so it must be in a part of the solar system that can support life, however rudimentary.
2. It has a Walmart and 2 McDonalds, so it must be somewhere on Earth.
3. The schools have less money and more people than the prisons, so it is probably in either Burma, Kosovo, Zimbabwe, or the United States.
4. The water spirals clockwise down the drain, so it's probably in the northern hemisphere, ruling out Burma and Zimbabwe.
5. A lot of people here have both Slipknot AND Shania Twain in their CD collections, so it must be some forgotten podunk town in the U.S. somewhere.
Other than that, I really have no idea. Any help?
1. I know that it is surrounded by smelly garlic fields, so it must be in a part of the solar system that can support life, however rudimentary.
2. It has a Walmart and 2 McDonalds, so it must be somewhere on Earth.
3. The schools have less money and more people than the prisons, so it is probably in either Burma, Kosovo, Zimbabwe, or the United States.
4. The water spirals clockwise down the drain, so it's probably in the northern hemisphere, ruling out Burma and Zimbabwe.
5. A lot of people here have both Slipknot AND Shania Twain in their CD collections, so it must be some forgotten podunk town in the U.S. somewhere.
Other than that, I really have no idea. Any help?
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