Hi, all you Gilroians. I just want to officially gloat that I am NO LONGER ONE OF YOU!!

You can keep your stinking garlic factory, your rampant development, your hot polluted air, and your underperforming schools!!

You won't have me to kick around anymore, so go to your new Super Wal Mart and buy some cheap chinese- made NASCAR shit and then wear it to your new Chuck E. Cheese's and wonder why you can't see your toes anymore!!! I"m OUTTA THERE!!!

Whoo-- sorry. I just had to let that out....

So I moved to Marin county where the air is clean, the food is organic, the movies are artsy, the stores are local, the beach is close, and the women are hot.

See ya' suckers. Life is too short to live in Gilroy...